1. Me: I wonder what's going on on that show Single Ladies. I never really gave it a shot.
[White male love-interest to his black lead actress~ the stripper from the Players Club whose name escapes me~ in bed as they vomitorily have chexy time while devouring a box of chocolates]
"I never get enough chocolate"
Somebody get these staff writers an Emmy... STAT!
2. From Rush Limbaugh's pearls of "wisdom" website<<<<< you'll notice I haven't linked it. My sassy black lady-ness won't allow me to do it.
"Obama's not just a nice guy who's in over his head. Obama has a plan. Obama's plan is based on his inherent belief that this country was immorally and illegitimately founded by a very small minority of white Europeans who screwed everybody else since the founding to get all the money and all the goodies, and it's about time that the scales were made even."
Cole, you stupid.
3. In my Twitter Feed...
"Elub Yvi is proof-positive that Jay-Z and Beyonce are a part of the Illuminati!"
4. "Tim Tebow is now America's favorite active pro-athlete."
Source: Pollsters at ESPN
I'd rather hear Candyman's name three times in a row than this man's name said one more time! I'm so serious.
*gets passport and other paperwork together in attempt to relocate to a Tebow-free country.
5. "Third place is a ticket to ride!"
----- Jon Huntsman (giving a speech after coming in 3rd in the N.H. primary)
That'll do pig.
--- Vanity in Peril