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Survive Thanksgiving in One Piece Holiday Coquito
However long it takes you to watch Season One of The Walking Dead while you daydream of different ways to dispose of your zombified in-laws during the zombie apocalypse.
Serves one (or five if you’re feeling particularly giving)
• 1/2 cup water
• 1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
• 1 1/2 cup dark rum
• 2 (15 ounce) cans coconut milk
• 2 cinnamon sticks
• 1 pinch salt
• ½ cup of Columbian coffee
• 1 teaspoon of Robitussin (Or the store-brand. Hey, we’re in a recession)
1. Pour the water, milk, rum, coffee and coconut milk into a blender. Add the cinnamon and salt. Blend until well combined, then refrigerate overnight. Serve chilled at 4am hunched over your kitchen sink in your bathrobe as you sob aimlessly.
--- Vanity in Peril