Vanity in Peril Gets You Through Another Stay with the Inlaws...

And it begins.

Survive Thanksgiving in One Piece Holiday Coquito


Prep Time:

10 Min

Ready In:
However long it takes you to watch Season One of The Walking Dead while you daydream of different ways to dispose of your zombified in-laws during the zombie apocalypse.



Serves one (or five if you’re feeling particularly giving)



Ingredients

• 1/2 cup water

• 1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk

• 1 1/2 cup dark rum

• 2 (15 ounce) cans coconut milk

• 2 cinnamon sticks

• 1 pinch salt

• ½ cup of Columbian coffee

• 1 teaspoon of Robitussin (Or the store-brand. Hey, we’re in a recession)

Directions

1. Pour the water, milk, rum, coffee and coconut milk into a blender. Add the cinnamon and salt. Blend until well combined, then refrigerate overnight. Serve chilled at 4am hunched over your kitchen sink in your bathrobe as you sob aimlessly.

Happy Holidays!
 
 
---  Vanity in Peril